A tech lover in Michigan thought giving his son his namesake was just too boring. Rather than naming his son Jon Blake Cusack, his birthright name is now Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. After 2.0's birth, the Cusacks sent out an electronic birth announcement. "I wrote in the birth announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," Jon Cusack said. WHAT A GEEK! That poor kid is going to need massive upgrades and plugins to survive highschool. File this in the "What were you thinking?" folder.