Valentines Day Ideas

Hey Guys - It's that time of year again! One day a year to get it right and make up for those forgotten anniversaries, late nights out with the guys, and for making her clean up after your friends after your Superbowl party last weekend. Regardless of your crimes, Valentines Day rears it's cute little behind once again and we're here to give you some ideas for a great night of romance that will melt her heart and light your sheets on fire!

1. Moonlight Picnic 2. At Home Spa Treatment 3. Basket of Naughty Toys 4. Hotel Getaway 5. Maid Service for a Month

And finally LADIES, the best gift a man could want this year for Valentines Day (besides a new TV), a membership to a porn site! Browse through the Naughty Network and find a site you think you BOTH will enjoy and spend your Valentines Day getting new ideas to try after dinner :)

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Top 5 Valentines Day Ideas Explained:

A moonlight picnic can take place anywhere - the beach, a park, your backyard, even in front of your fireplace at home! Pack a basket or backpack with wine, cheese and crackers, strawberries and chocolate or whatever your favorites are! Bring some candles or a flashlight and blanket, and a small radio for musical ambiance.

An at home spa treatment is a great idea if you have young ones at home and can't get a sitter. When the house quiets down for the night it's time to treat your lady like a queen and show her how much you love her. Present your gift however you'd like - in a card or a basket full of the goodies you will use. You can start by running a hot bath for your lover and treat the tub with her favorite suds, salts, or oils. Make sure you have clean towels and a robe for her when she gets out. Light some candles and set the mood. Wash her down, shampoo and condition and comb her hair. Carry the mood into the room where you will give her a full body massage by placing rose petals on the bed, lighting incense, and candles. Before you finish, ask her if there is anything she would like for you to do for her and make sure she does not have to lift a hand for a thing!

A basket of Naughty Toys is a great gift for after dinner! Fill a basket or decorative bag with body paints, massage oils, warming boobie oil, honey dust, flavored lubes, clitoral vibrators, even a love leash! Unless you truly know your woman's taste in kinky toys, don't buy her the biggest dong in the store... You want to create a fun, flirty mood for foreplay and invite her to be sexually creative! You never know where this could lead!

A hotel getaway is a great idea if you both have been feeling cooped up in the house during the long winter. Call ahead and make reservations at that Bed and Breakfast, Beach side resort, or local 4-5 star hotel and remember - it's all about room service and breakfast in bed! Carry any of the other ideas over into this plan for a sure thing!

Finally, a Maid for a Month is not the most romantic gift, but if you home is in need of heavy cleaning neither of you have time for, she will really appreciate the thoughtful help! For the adventurous guys out there - volunteer to be the maid and clean the house for her wearing nothing but an apron! However, keep the cleaners away from your privates :) Pledge flavored penis is not on the menu this year. Let her know that you have some ideas for how you both can expend the extra energy you'll have when there are no chores to do!

And finally girls, the best gift a man could want this year for Valentines Day (besides a new TV), a membership to a porn site! Browse through the Naughty Network and find a site you think you BOTH will enjoy and spend your Valentines Day getting new ideas to try after dinner :)


Happy Valentines Day from The Naughty Network!

Posted by nancy at February 12, 2004 12:42 PM