An unemployed German man had his legal bid for the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels while his wife was in Thailand rejected by German Court officials yesterday. "He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn." The man, who's wife cannot afford to fly back from Thailand, asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back for him. When they refused he filed a complaint saying that needed the sexual services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available. He is now planning to appeal the court's decision.