A German inventor has developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up. He has sold more than 1.6 million devices. German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone: "Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess..." The American version, it is said, shout at men "Sit down fool, befo' yer drunk ass pisses all over the goddamn floor"!