Roger Chamberlain may have thought he gave police the slip when he switched motels. But when authorities found the man slathered head-to-toe in petroleum jelly, they knew they had their man. Fourteen empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were fished out of the trash can. Chamberlain was charged with criminal mischief and was released on his own recognizance. Exactly what the man was doing, police speculate he was attempting a self colonoscopy when he fell in. It is reported that the man's head is still stuck up his ass.