Top Lies Guys Tell in Bed
(And what really goes one in women's minds)

"This Has Never Happened To Me Before"
Yea...ok! Me either


"I don't really watch porn"
...and I don't really work in porn


"I can't wear a condom; they're too tight."
My pussy is too tight for your dick too


"Why would I masturbate when I have you?"
Crap my batteries died, now how am I going to cum?


"Oh, I've never had a one-night stand."
Me either, I never bothered to stay the whole night


Don't worry, we can just cuddle."
CUDDLE? Don't waste my time!